Quiet for us this year oldest daughter on call in Glasgow in case of a murder or suspicious death, police forensic pathologist.
Youngest daughter on 999 and radio control desk Cheshire also hoping no serious issues like bridge jumpers or suspicious mass attendances
Middle daughter going to her own kids only small house so great gran/grandad home alone ☹️☹️
But I can watch wife prepare veg etc
Watch wife go up & make the bed ….
Watch wife while she turns on tree lights.
Watch wife prepare table and plates etc
Watch wife watching me open My presents.
Watch wife light fire & clear breaky bowls.
Watch wife wash up pans and dinner stuff.
Watch wife try to be surprised at gifts ….
She bought herself & wrapped herself 😂
I love Christmas Day , so busy that I often need to get my head down for an hour after lunch, for an afternoon nap!
When I wake up she’s usually struggled to get a fancy Christmas jumper on me asleep. Then a nice cup of tea she brings in as it goes darker . But on the bright side ..
She can have the remote for a while and watch anything she wants on tv….as long as she has poured me a beer……(more likely a cordial) ! .
I love her dearly in reality , 48 years in Feb
So I do actually help by standing there ….
While she shouts “get from under my bl**dy feet”
I am so badly treated …. How lucky you lot are to be allowed arcade machines in the house…. with unlimited playtime…
Only joking …😂 have a loving family Xmas wherever you are and appreciate your partners at least on Christmas Day !!!!
And may all your dinners taste as good as mine …… merry Christmas everybody 🎅🧑🎄 from both of us here …. XX
Go on then …… who’s first to admit they do all the above tasks and give their wife an easy day?