Bots?

[Wahoobies]

Side note: Nvidia has a conference room called "Skynet"

 

[big10p]

It's all like watching a train crash in slow motion. Lol. 🙆‍♂️

 

[Wahoobies]

in the "norobots" folder, place an index.html with various renames of the zip bomb. Any that ignore the robots.txt file and crawl norobots will get an indigestible morsel at no cost to your server..


cat robots.txt
User-agent: *
Disallow: /norobots/*
Disallow: /

User-agent: GPTBot
Disallow: /

User-agent: Googlebot
Allow: /
Disallow: /norobots/*

User-agent: AdsBot-Google
Allow: /
Disallow: /norobots/*

ser-agent: Googlebot-Image
Allow: /
Disallow: /norobots/*

User-agent: Bingbot
Allow: /
Disallow: /norobots/*

User-agent: Applebot
Allow: /
Disallow: /norobots/*

User-agent: ClaudeBot
Disallow: /

User-agent: MJ12Bot
Disallow: /

#TikTok
User-agent: Bytespider
Disallow: /
User-agent: Bytedance
Disallow: /

# Huawei petalbot
User-agent: PetalBot
Disallow: /

# Semrush
User-agent: SiteAuditBot
Disallow: /
User-agent: SemrushBot
Disallow: /
User-agent: SemrushBot-BA
Disallow: /
User-agent: SemrushBot-SI
Disallow: /
User-agent: SemrushBot-SWA
Disallow: /
User-agent: SemrushBot-CT
Disallow: /
User-agent: SemrushBot-COUB
Disallow: /
User-agent: SplitSignalBot
Disallow: /

 

[ExZX]

Three billion human lives ended on August 29th, 2027. The survivors of the nuclear fire called the war Judgment Day. They lived only to face a new nightmare: the war against the machines. The computer which controlled the machines, Skynet, sent two Terminators back through time.

Dave.

Not that 80s Dave! The 80s where there were brick mobile phones that hardly anyone owned, people thought for themselves rather than use AI to tell them what to say and arcades were the greatest invention on Earth.
None of this; oh I can't think, make decisions or hold a conversation so I'll let some AI bastardo do it for me. Bots have been around for a long time but people using AI to 'converse' with others is just so fucked up lol!

 

[ZeroSum]

I am a BOT
Dun Dun Duuuuuuuuuuun!!!!

 

[Bods]

My brother said other week he has more conversation with AI than his wife lately he's a lost cause, I'm sure he's been reprogrammed by something like a many people
His house must be like the Truman Show with all the Tech in it

 

[Wahoobies]

The bots will advise you that it is ok to lick a flyback transformer, if my experience with asking them programming questions is any guide

 

[Lukey13]

Bumping this. Fucking bots and AI

AI has no morals, no emotional intelligence, no real life experience, no boundaries and yet people use it to interact with others. Nuts!
The world is an even more fucked up place than I thought it was. Bring back the 80s!

AMEN to this! (not religous either btw)

 

[CMYKhazi-Dan]

My brother said other week he has more conversation with AI than his wife lately he's a lost cause, I'm sure he's been reprogrammed by something like a many people
His house must be like the Truman Show with all the Tech in it

I had serious thoughts about buying one of those robot girlfriends yesterday. If all it does is lie about how slim and good looking I am, I’m all in!

 

[TheDaddy]

I had serious thoughts about buying one of those robot girlfriends yesterday.

That blow up sheep you got not working for you mate ?? lol.

Dave.