i used to love xmas me, but these days its no fun. i tried getting into the spirit of things but no joy. i spent a weekend in the cells for starting a snowball fight. all i did was wrap a half brick in snow and lob it at a police car, bingo right through the windscreen. obviously i tried to calm the guy down, i explained it was xmas and lighten up a bit, no joy. when i was younger they would laugh as they cleared the broken glass away. these days no such luck. it seems that all the fun has been taken out of xmas. i thought we were going to get lifted for trying to heat up an old dosser we found. he was obviously very cold, so we lit a fire next to him. unfortuneately some of the petrol must have soaked into his coat. for an old guy he could f**kin shift. we couldnt catch him but you could hear his screams of delight as he sprinted away. so at least we brought some xmas cheer to 1 guy. so for me christmas = no fun anymore. cheers.
john bud