My dentist said he would refuse to treat me this week if I insisted on keeping my face mask on …..
My mate said if he takes up the new contact App he can stay off work all year ….. he only has to meet one person on a weekend who feels unwell and has the App and then self isolate for 14 days ….. 15th day meet someone else and take another 14 days and so on ……………….. He is a politician
finally...……. I never thought I would walk into my bank with a mask over my face and fingerprint avoiding rubber gloves. …. and demand money from the counter assistant !!!!
a smile makes the day go a bit quicker, any more quickies and one liner comedy out there to cheer us up?
69er2020-05-22 13:13:02