How's this for random.......I was scraping wallpaper off our lounge wall last night, and working on the corner behind the TV, Sky box, etc, whilst trying not to tread on the mass of cables. I was also listening to the 10 o'clock news talking about Rupert Murdoch and his red-top rags, when the sound suddenly cut out.
So I looked round at the TV screen, and no picture either - just a message saying no satellite signal is being received. My first thought was that I'd trod on a cable, so checked all the cables, nope they're all ok. Bloody Sky hd box, must need a reboot, although this new Amstrad box has been fine up to now. Rebooted the Sky box.......still the same. Gave it another reboot just for good measure......nope.
At this point I was even starting to wonder if Murdoch had turned off all his satellites to stop all the negative news coverage of him......wouldn't put it past him
. But that did sound a bit far fetched even for him, so in desperation I thought the only other thing it could be is maybe the dish has moved in the wind (not that there was any wind outside, but I was clutching at straws by now).
So I stuck my head out the back door, and looked up at the dish.......to see two huge eyes staring back down at me as if to say, 'Wtf are you looking at?'. There was only a fecking great owl perched on the pole between the dish and the LNB, totally oblivious to the problems it was causing.
As soon as I clapped my hands and it flew off, signal was restored again.....phew.
Actually, seeing how big it was in flight, I'm amazed it didn't put the dish out of alignment. Was also relieved I didn't get to the point of calling Sky to give them an earful, only to then have to tell them, "oh actually, it's just an owl on my dish......sorry"
So I looked round at the TV screen, and no picture either - just a message saying no satellite signal is being received. My first thought was that I'd trod on a cable, so checked all the cables, nope they're all ok. Bloody Sky hd box, must need a reboot, although this new Amstrad box has been fine up to now. Rebooted the Sky box.......still the same. Gave it another reboot just for good measure......nope.
At this point I was even starting to wonder if Murdoch had turned off all his satellites to stop all the negative news coverage of him......wouldn't put it past him
So I stuck my head out the back door, and looked up at the dish.......to see two huge eyes staring back down at me as if to say, 'Wtf are you looking at?'. There was only a fecking great owl perched on the pole between the dish and the LNB, totally oblivious to the problems it was causing.
As soon as I clapped my hands and it flew off, signal was restored again.....phew.
Actually, seeing how big it was in flight, I'm amazed it didn't put the dish out of alignment. Was also relieved I didn't get to the point of calling Sky to give them an earful, only to then have to tell them, "oh actually, it's just an owl on my dish......sorry"