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Oll, get your coat, there's the door...
On 05/02/2008, Alpha1 <lists@arcadeoll.com> wrote:
> A bloke goes into a pub and the barmaid asks what he wants.
>
> "I want to bury my face in your cleavage and lick the sweat from between
> your t*ts" he says. "You dirty git" shouts the barmaid "get out before I get
> my husband."
>
> The bloke apologises and promises not to repeat his gaffe. The barmaid
> accepts this and asks him again what he wants."I want to pull your pants
> down, spread yoghurt between the cheeks of your a**e and lick it all off" he
> says." You dirty filthy pervert. You're barred. Get out!" she storms.
>
> Again, the bloke apologises and swears never ever to do it again. "One more
> chance'" says the barmaid. "Now - what do you want?"
>
> "I want to turn you upside down, open your legs and fill your f*nny with
> Stella Artois and then drink every last drop from it".
>
> The barmaid is furious at this personal intrusion, and runs upstairs to
> fetch her husband, who's sitting quietly watching the telly. "What's up
> love?" he asks.
>
> "There's a bloke in the bar who wants to put his head between my t*ts and
> lick the sweat off", she says.
>
> "I'll kill him. Where is he?" storms the husband."
>
> "Then he said he wanted to pour yoghurt down between my a*se cheeks and lick
> it off" she screams.
>
> "Right, He's dead," says the husband, reaching for a baseball bat.
>
> "Then he said he wanted to turn me upside down, fill my f*nny with Stella
> and then drink it all" she cries.
>
> The husband puts down his bat and returns to his armchair, and switches the
> telly back on.
>
> "Aren't you going to do something about it?" she cries hysterically.......
>
> "Look love - I'm not messing with someone who can drink 15 pints of Stella!
>
>
>
>
>
On 05/02/2008, Alpha1 <lists@arcadeoll.com> wrote:
> A bloke goes into a pub and the barmaid asks what he wants.
>
> "I want to bury my face in your cleavage and lick the sweat from between
> your t*ts" he says. "You dirty git" shouts the barmaid "get out before I get
> my husband."
>
> The bloke apologises and promises not to repeat his gaffe. The barmaid
> accepts this and asks him again what he wants."I want to pull your pants
> down, spread yoghurt between the cheeks of your a**e and lick it all off" he
> says." You dirty filthy pervert. You're barred. Get out!" she storms.
>
> Again, the bloke apologises and swears never ever to do it again. "One more
> chance'" says the barmaid. "Now - what do you want?"
>
> "I want to turn you upside down, open your legs and fill your f*nny with
> Stella Artois and then drink every last drop from it".
>
> The barmaid is furious at this personal intrusion, and runs upstairs to
> fetch her husband, who's sitting quietly watching the telly. "What's up
> love?" he asks.
>
> "There's a bloke in the bar who wants to put his head between my t*ts and
> lick the sweat off", she says.
>
> "I'll kill him. Where is he?" storms the husband."
>
> "Then he said he wanted to pour yoghurt down between my a*se cheeks and lick
> it off" she screams.
>
> "Right, He's dead," says the husband, reaching for a baseball bat.
>
> "Then he said he wanted to turn me upside down, fill my f*nny with Stella
> and then drink it all" she cries.
>
> The husband puts down his bat and returns to his armchair, and switches the
> telly back on.
>
> "Aren't you going to do something about it?" she cries hysterically.......
>
> "Look love - I'm not messing with someone who can drink 15 pints of Stella!
>
>
>
>
>